Kidneys and sex.
Things that are perfectly legal to give away but strictly illegal to sell for a thousand, Alex.
Americans are so backassward is certain ways yet quite progressive in others that it literally pains my body when I begin to think of how beautiful yet still primitive my beloved country is. Yay, USA. Bummer, America.
Those that say this is the greatest country in the world have rarely lived in other countries to have a proper frame of reference. This is a supreme country no doubt, but the greatest in the world? Only a nation that crowns its best sports teams “champions of the world” while solely competing within its own borders should be viewed as suspect at the very least.
Merry Christmas. The only holiday that transcends all others through media, commercialism and culture, 95% of the American population considers it to be a preeminent holiday despite that barely half of us consider it to be actually religious. Happy Winter Solstice, Scroogy McChristianson.
The Super Bowl. The Stock Market. Colonialism. My god.
Our god, bless America and all its voracious ambitions and love of self. Bless us all for merely being born here or have emigrated here, or being guests here, being fortunate enough to enjoy it’s marvels, spoils and quietly widening wage gap.
I got panhandled for a whole dollar yesterday.
If I had given the beggar a kidney or intercourse, I’d be within the bounds of the law. I proffered a cigarette instead.
We all got some serious delusions. And gumption.
Bless us all.