10 Things Imma Someday Write About

1. A woman from the dark side with a Vader mask and baker’s apron, doling out decadence with a sharp-witted jaw and perfect venom.

2. Oh my word…Shock like a light socket right in the flesh. Oh your words…Shot me like a rocket like a frightened wretch.

3. There are so few muses nowadays, rare, inspired, quick little ghosts slipping from one night to the next.

4. Soaking with blood, her uterus feels like it’s going to rot out of her vagina. Her young child is a reflection of herself, hips about to beat the daylights out of boys and bring the dangerous night into their barely weened world.

5. Insipid urban creatures whose dangerous, mainstream oblivion driven by consumerism is somehow validated by parading their vapid little children around like shining badges of absurd, accomplishment.

6. Now that the illicit affair has become passing moments of cordials, the strange metamorphic shock is still in my bones.

7. Many times, recovery uses condescension as a weapon of survival in situations where sobriety wavers on the tipping point.

8.  Hard to imagine an entire generation that had to endlessly toil just to stay barely fed. Or a single mom with two jobs riding the city bus.

9. I was out of money by 11 o’clock, everything doled out and squandered, my pant legs had become quonset huts,  storing things like winekeys, straws cut for toots, lighters, cocktail napkins with directions or phone numbers, a jumbled mess of items spelling out a mystery about to unfold.

10. Oh good lord, boozer brain with an ineffectual, intellectual hat and cane, impish like a simp, implicit asinine behavior that can only be blamed by tortuous amounts of whiskey, oh, the carnage that remains!

One response to “10 Things Imma Someday Write About

  1. 10 things IM gonna someday write about!

    1. The amazing orgasm I had on a very special Sunday with, a very special someone, WOW!
    2. My “Buddy” (air bunnies) and, how uncalled for that title really is!
    3. How great I look in blue and, how someone in particular doesn’t bother to notice, let alone compliment me! Hmmm?
    4. YOU
    5. A destructive affair with, a disastrous demise!
    6. That Philistine-slothian-beefcake who, tried to screw me today in line and, how liberating it was to put that maroon in his place!
    7. Why I adore the word Philistine so and, what it does to my thighs!
    8. Why I adore YOU so and, what YOU do to my thighs!
    9. How to be a successfully-insane,but, together and ambitious, sexy minx of a woman in the year of living dangerously.
    10. You and me, and how I erratically, fanatically love thee!

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