Sometimes it’s a race to get home to crack open that first beer. When the hard moments of the day pile up like a stack of bricks just waiting to topple onto your chest and the only thing between you and a moment of bliss is this jerk in traffic in front of you.
In this particular equation beer can easily be substituted with any liquor at least 80 proof. I know Jagermeister is 70 proof but it’s for German high schoolers. And Americans who are scared to drink so they close their eyes and throw their heads back with a circle of friends.
(Beer or liquor can also be substituted with either a protein shake or fresh fruit juice. Just make sure you’re either doing some squats or getting skulls tattooed on your neck.)