A band like the Killers calling themselves just that.
Saying “No offense” or “With all due respect” guarantees you being a disingenuous liar.
If someone calls you “one in a million”, remind them that means there are 1300 of you in China.
10% off anything is a sham. If a million dollar house is 10% off, proportionately it’s virtually meaningless. Whatever object is 10% off should be used to bludgeon the salesperson with.
“As long as you’re honest, I won’t get upset.”
Porsche is pronounced “PORE-SHUH”. Give a great car that much respect by saying its name properly.
MTV does not mean “music television”.
To every Hollywood action movie ever made:
A motorcycle will always catch or outrun a car.
A dog will always catch a running human in about 3 seconds.
A car will always catch a running human in about 4 seconds.